The Horned Man
The Horned Man Author: James Lasdun After a series of instances that make the main character think he is having lapses in memory, he starts to wonder if someone isn’t messing with him instead. Then murders start happening and he isn’t completely convinced that he didn’t commit them. I...
The Italian Job
Mark Wahlberg and Charlize Theron execute the perfect robbery only to have Edward Norton steal all the loot! Mini Coopers are the answer to getting the money back while looking cute and tiny in the process. I think this movie started out cool and ended cool and then...
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom are pirates named after the Disneyland attraction. I thought it was highly amusing. Orlando Bloom was quite hot and Johnny Depp was hilarious. I liked the special effects. I giggled and thought of Amy whenever I saw the monkey. She must like it how the...
Darkness Falls
A guy returns to his hometown to protect people from the Tooth Fairy. I love good horror movies or even ones that make me jump a lot, but in order for all of that to happen there has to be something left to the imagination. This movie didn't do...
School of Rock
Jack Black finds himself unemployed after his band kicks him out. He impersonates a substitute teacher and makes a new band with his fifth graders. This was written by the same guy that wrote The Good Girl so I knew it was going to be a bit odd and...
The Hours
Three women in different times are all affected by Virginia Woolf’s works. Starring Meryl Streep, Julianne Moore and the one you don’t recognize in the movie poster is Nicole Kidman. Wow this movie is slow. I kept reading about how hard it was to make this book into a...
Big Fish
Billy Crudup tries to find out more about his dying father by figuring out what is the truth and what is just another one of his tall tales. His father is Albert Finney played by Ewan McGregor when he was younger. Directed by Tim Burton. Rest assured that Ewan...
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Frodo and Sam follow Gollum into Mount Doom to finally destroy the ring and they will encounter a big, nasty spider. Aragorn gathers all of Gondor together for big massive fights with all the baddies from Mordo fightin gfor Sauron. This movie is awesome! I have no idea which...
Final Destination 2
More kidlets cheat death, which makes death very angry. We don’t like to see death get angry. This was another movie on my family’s Worst Movies to Watch on Thanksgiving. For those that don’t know, my family has a Thanksgiving tradition of trying to find the perfect bad movie....
The Hunted
Tommy Lee Jones must chase Benicio Del Toro as a renegade assassin that was filmed in Portland so it might be worth seeing it for our exciting bridges. This was another movie on my family's Worst Movies to Watch on Thanksgiving. For those that don't know, my family has...