2 Fast 2 Furious
2 Fast 2 Furious Starring: Paul Walker, Tyrese Gibson, Eva Mendes, Cole Hauser, Ludacris Directed by: John Singleton Written by: Michael Brandt, Derek Haas, Gary Scott Thompson Rating: PG-13 Length: 1 hour 47 min Genre: Car racing Release Date: June 6, 2003 The bland, boring cop from The Fast and the Furious moves to Miami where...
Daddy Day Care
Eddie Murphy is one of three guys who gets laid off after the economy goes downhill. They decide to star a day-care center out of their house which drives their main competitor, Angelica Huston, crazy. When I arrived in Arizona for Thanksgiving weekend, my niece wanted to do a...
Paycheck
Ben AFLAC has had his memory erased and is trying to figure out what has happened the past two years. It’s based on a Philip K. Dick story and directed by John Woo. I thought the movie started out pretty interesting, but then ended not so great. I remember...
Looney Tunes – Back in Action
Plot Outline: The Looney Tunes search for a mans missing father and the mythical Blue Monkey. Ok Brenden Frasier is still hot. The movie… hmmmm. The kid behind me thought it was the funniest thing ever. But it was pretty much typical Looney Tunes stuff. The underlying story is...
Matchstick Men
Matchstick Men Starring: Nicolas Cage, Alison Lohman, Sam Rockwell Directed by: Ridley Scott Written by: Eric Garcia (book), Nicholas Griffin (screenplay) Rating: PG-13 Genre: Comedy Release Date: 2003 Tic-prone Nicolas Cage and Sam Rockwell are con men planning their next big score when Cage’s daughter shows up out of nowhere. It is a lighthearted movie....
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life This movie is supposed to be better than the first, but does it include a scene where she runs around in a circle slowly while her boobs bounce? This was the first movie of our Thanksgiving tradition of trying to find the...
Kill Bill: Vol. 1
Quentin Tarantino film starring Uma Thurman as an assassin that was shot in the head on her wedding day, wakes up in a coma five years later and seeks out those that tried to kill her. Kill Bill: Vol. 1 Starring: Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, Vivica A. Fox, Daryl...
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind Director: George Clooney George Clooney directs a script by Charlie Kaufman (Being John Malkovich, Adaptation). It’s an adaptation of a memoir about the guy who hosted the Gong Show saying he used to be a CIA hitman. Chuck Barris is the guy who hosted...
Lost in La Mancha
It’s a “making of” documentary about a film that was never completed. Terry Gilliam was trying to make a movie about Don Quixote, but everything that could go wrong does. In case you don’t know, Terry Gilliam was part of Monty Python and has directed such good films like...
Bubba Ho-Tep
What if Elvis switched places with an Elvis impersonator and didn’t get a chance to switch back before the other one died? He would end up in an East Texas retirement home, alongside a black man who believes he is JFK, and they both have to fight a mummy...