Category: 2005 Movie Reviews

Domino

I rented this out of the “Red Box.” I don’t know if you have them or not but they are basically dvd kiosks in grocery stores and what not for a nightly rental fee of $1. So convenient and cheap. I do this every once in a while with...

Memoirs of a Geisha

Memoirs of a Geisha Starring: Ziyi Zhang, Ken Watanabe, Michelle Yeoh Directed by: Rob Marshall Written by: Robin Swicord (screenplay), Arthur Golden (book) Rating: PG-13 Length: 2 hour 25 min Genre: Romance Release Date: December 23, 2005 Dear Geisha Movie, You are confusing at first, since everyone is speaking in Japanese but then you switch to English,...

Family Stone

Dear Family Stone You were an okay movie, funny, emotional with a cool house. I can see how many chicks would dig you. However your overly perfect romance for everyone in the end tied up in a perfect ribbon is fake and irritating! I want to strangle you with...

Constantine

Keanu Reeves has a skill where he can recognize angels and demons on earth. He isn’t thrilled to have this ability. This movie looked pretty stupid from the previews, yet someone at work said I had to watch it so they lent me the DVD. It was better than...

Match Point

Jonathan Rhys Meyers plays a former tennis pro who befriends a very rich guy, woos his sister while starting an affair with his friend’s fiance, Scarlett Johansson. You would never know this movie was directed by Woody Allen if someone didn’t tell you. It isn’t set in New York,...

Jarhead

Jarhead Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jamie Foxx, Lucas Black, Peter Sarsgaard Directed by: Sam Mendes Written by: Anthony Swofford (book), William Broyles Jr. (screenplay) Rating: R Genre: War Drama Release Date: 2005 Sam Mendes directs Jake Gyllenhaal as a marine trying to survive boredom during the 1991 Desert Storm Gulf War. I wanted to see...

Good Night, and Good Luck

George Clooney directs a docudrama about Edward R. Murrow taking on Sen. Joseph McCarthy and his communist hearings during the mid-1950’s. The entire movie is in black-and-white, which makes it very pretty to view. It also makes a nice effect with the massive amount of smoking that happens to...

The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Steve Carell is the virgin and his friends try to help him fix that problem once they find out. At first glance, The 40-Year-Old Virgin looks like your typical frat boy rated-R sex comedy. I had higher hopes for this movie because it was written and directed by Judd...

Brokeback Mountain

Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal are two cowboys who fall in love in 1963, but can’t really share that with the rest of the world....

King Kong

During the Great Depression, a shifty movie producer tells his cast and crew that he is making a moving picture on a ship heading to Singapore, but he really wants to find the mysterious Skull Island where they find King Kong and other really big beasts and bugs. This...