I Am Legend
I Am Legend Directed: Francis Lawrence Starring: Will Smith One man is the only survivor of a biological attack that has turned other people into zombies. Will Smith shows his age in this movie. I have no idea if the gray in his hair is real or added, but...
No Country for Old Men
No Country for Old Men Directed: Joel & Ethan Coen Starring: Javier Bardem, Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin Based on a novel by Cormac McCarthy, one man finds money in a bag around a bunch of dead bodies and when he takes it, he gets in the middle of...
The Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
The Fantastic Four must battle the Silver Surfer before Earth dies. I have no idea why there was a need to make a sequel after the horrible first movie, but here we are with the silver surfer guy. What I complained about in the first movie is what I’ll...
Knocked Up
Knocked Up Directed: Judd Apatow Starring: Katherine Heigl, Seth Rogen After a one-night stand a pretty girl finds out she is pregnant with an average guy’s kid and she isn’t sure how she feels about it. I love Judd Apatow. I was a fan of Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared...
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Directed: David Yates Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson Harry is in his fifth year at Hogwarts, no one believes Harry’s story about Voldemort’s return. The Magic of Ministry isn’t helping things by trying to keep it all under wraps....
1408
1408 Directed: Mikael Hafstrom Starring: John Cusack, Samuel L. Jackson, Mary McCormack After hunting for any signs of paranormal activity from the other side, a grieving father declares there are no such things as ghosts. Then he gets trapped in room 1408 where no one has survived past an...
The Bourne Ultimatum
The Bourne Ultimatum Directed: Paul Greengrass Starring: Matt Damon, Julia Stiles, Joan Allen, David Strathairn Jason Bourne remembers even more about his past, and comes home to find the first guy who trained him while the government is still after him. The main plot point of the movie was...
Once
Once Directed: John Carney Starring: Glen Hansard, Marketa Irglova In Dublin, a musician meets a woman who is having marriage troubles. They spend the week writing songs and falling in love. This is a movie for music lovers. If are the kind of person that fast forwards past scenes...
The Simpsons
The Simpsons Movie Directed: David Silverman Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Hank Azaria, Yeardsley Smith Homer sings a song about spider pig and some other funny non-related stuff happens. Whenever there is a movie version of a tv show, you wonder if it will just feel like an overextended...
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters Directed: Matt Maiellero, Dave Willis Starring: Matt Maiellero, Dave Willis Frylock, Master Shake and Meatwad have some kind of adventure with three new backgrounds, five new characters and a flaming chicken. I love the show and its nonsense. I love...