Hellboy
Ron Perlman is a demon conjured up by the Nazis during WWII, but ends up working as an agent of the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense kinda sorta fighting bad guys when he feels like it. I know nothing about the comic book. I was not even familiar...
Team America: World Police
Creators of South Park have made a marionette movie about a group of Americans hell-bent on reducing world crime by going after terrorists with weapons of mass destruction. Yeah, so this movie sucked. I heard that it was hilarious and a witty, biting satire. I didn’t think it was...
Aviator
Leonardo DiCaprio stars as billionaire aviator that turned into complete recluse Howard Hughes. I didn’t know much about Howard Hughes so this movie didn’t seem all that interesting to me, but it was up for Best Picture so I thought I should see it. I was very impressed. I...
I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead
After living in seclusion for years, Clive Owen comes back to the rest of the world to find out how his brother died. This movie was boring and dumb. The entire movie was a set up for some big finale that never happened. When it was over, I was...
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
It’s an old-style 40’s sci fi movie. The only thing that is real in the movie are the actors: Angelina Jolie, Gwenyth Paltrow, and Jude Law. Everything else is computer generated. Everything about the movie is like the movies in the 40’s. It is a screwball comedy/adventure movie. Gwenyth...
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Bill Murray is a Jacque Cousteau-type character that meets his grown son for the first time and they go out on an adventure to kill a shark for revenge because it ate his friend. Directed by Wes Anderson (Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums). I love Rushmore and The Royal Tenenbaums...
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
Two guys get stoned and go on an adventure in search of a White Castle burger. Directed by the guy who did Dude, Where’s My Car? so you know it’s high class. I kept hearing that this movie was funny from various people, so I thought I’d watch it....
Story of the Weeping Camel
In the Gobi Desert, one of the nomad’s camels gives birth to a rare white camel, which she rejects as soon as it is born. I needed to see this movie because I love funny looking animals like camels and check out the face on the poster! You can’t...
Anchorman
Set in the 70’s where men ruled the newsdesk, Christina Applegate comes in to shake things up as the brand new anchorwoman, which does not sit well with Will Ferrell or his mustache. Typical Will Ferrell movie. Very goofy and you just have to be in the mood to...
Spartan
Val Kilmer and William H. Macy are detectives assigned to rescue the president’s kidnapped daughter. In the process, they find out about another crime happening within the White House. The trailer must have been misleading to cause me to think William H. Macy was in the movie very much. I...