Category: 2004 Movie Reviews

Closer

Four people, two couples and a lot of intermingle over the course of four years. Starring Jude Law, Clive Owen, Natalie Portman, and Julia Roberts. Julia Roberts bugs me. She didn’t used to, but she has bugged very much in the past few years. Her character was supposed to...

In Good Company

Topher Grace plays the 26-year-old boss to Dennis Quaid’s 51-year-old character. He also has a thing for Quaid’s daughter, played by Scarlett Johansson. I highly recommend this movie. Dennis Quaid and Topher Grace are great in it. Scarlett Johansson didn’t have much to do in the movie so it...

The Clearing

The Clearing Starring: Robert Redford, Willem Dafoe, Helen Mirren Directed by: Pieter Jan Brugge Written by: Pieter Jan Brugge, Justin Haythe Rating: R Length: 1 hour 35 min Genre: Thriller Release Date: July 16, 2004 Willem Dafoe gets fed up by his boss, Robert Redford, so he kidnaps him....

Hero

Before China was unified, seven states were warring. One of the state’s king wanted to become the first Emporer of China but there are assassins from the other states set out to stop that. I really liked this movie. It told the same general story over and over again,...

The Day After Tomorrow

Global warming decides to destroy Earth while making Donnie Darko star in a disaster flick. Bad global warming! I kept telling Donnie Darko to travel back in time and fix stuff or maybe the tornadoes in L.A. were just looking for him. The movies were a bit similar: end...

I, Robot

I, Robot Starring: Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan, Bruce Greenwood Directed by: Alex Proyas Written by: Jeff Vintar, Akiva Goldsman, Isaac Asimov (suggested by book) Rating: PG-13 Length: 1 hour 55 min. Genre: Sci-Fi Release Date: July 16, 2004 Robots are personal assistants and one is accused of murder. Robots are taking over! Will Smith plays...

50 First Dates

Adam Sandler falls for Drew Barrymore except she has no short-term memory. He meets her all over again each day. I started watching this on cable about 15-20 min. into the movie, but I don’t think I missed anything crucial. I really would have liked if the penguin and...

Saw

A serial killer makes his victims kill themselves while he watches. I thought this movie was going to be super duper gross so we decided to watch it while eating dinner. Yum! It was pretty gross, but what’s in my head is a whole lot sicker so no getting...

House of Flying Daggers

House of Flying Daggers Starring: Ziyi Zhang, Takeshi Kaneshiro, Andy Lau Directed by: Yimou Zhang Written by: Feng Li, Bin Wang, Yimou Zhang Rating: PG-13 Length: 1 hour 59 minutes Genre: Action Release Date: 2004 In 859, rebel armies are forming to combat the corrupt government during the Tang Dynasty in China. We watched House of...

The Incredibles

Retired superheroes are called out for a new assignment. I love Pixar movies. I did enjoy this one, but I did not like it as much as the Toy Story movies. I wanted it to be funnier. It was a good action picture though. When the fight scenes are...