Alfie
Jude Law sleeps with all of the women in New York. Dear lord, even Jude Law can’t save this insipid movie. It was horrible and boring. It was also all over the place. I wasn’t even annoyed by him talking to the screen throughout the movie, but I could...
Good Bye Lenin!
A son's mother has been in a coma for years in East Germany. She missed the Berlin Wall coming down along with all the other changes. Now that she's awake, she can't be excited so he tries to hide the fact that everything's different. I saw this movie with...
Master and Commander
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World Starring: Russell Crowe, Paul Bettany, Billy Boyd Directed by: Peter Weir Written by: Peter Weir, John Collee, Patrick O’Brian (based on his novels) Rating: PG-13 Length: 2 hour 18 min Genre: Action Adventure Release Date: November 14, 2003 Russell Crowe commands a big boat in some fancy...
The Hulk
The HulkDirector: Ang Lee Unlike any other comic book character, a wacky science experiment goes haywire, leaving Bruce Banner to become a large angry green man. I’ll try to start this out in a positive way and say that I liked how it had frames on the screen like...
Kill Bill Vol. 2
Uma Thurman is back to finish off her list of killing people. Wow! I can’t wait to see the two movies back to back as one big giant ass movie. This second movie had a lot more dialogue in it and not as much fighting. The fighting it did...
Mean Girls
Lindsey Lohan showing off her big boobs as a teen that was previously home schooled in Africa then sent to a public school. She is drawn into a scheme of deceit where she becomes as evil as the rich snobby girls she is trying to topple. "The Plastics." It...
Bowling For Columbine
Michael Moore directs this documentary about guns and violence in the U.S. It was better and different than what I expected. I thought it was going to be a gung-ho rant against guns and stuff, but it wasn’t. I didn’t know Michael Moore was a member of the NRA....
Ella Enchanted
OMG what a pile of cotton candy, cheesy, fluff. Yes I went to see this, I even laughed a couple of times – but the feeling I had when I left this was that I needed to go do a couple shots of tequila to regain my womanhood. Basic...
Connie and Carla
Connie and Carla grew up together singing cabaret songs. They end up witnessing the murder of their boss and flee to LA to avoid death. They end up posing as cross dressing men singing cabaret songs at a bar. (You know cabaret and gay men go hand in hand.)...
Something’s Gotta Give
Jack Nicholson is a music industry executive who likes the young ladies. When he goes to visit his latest girlfriend's mother, Diane Keaton, he has a heart attack. He is left in her care along with his doctor Keanu Reeves. Then people might just fall for people their own...