Category: Movie Reviews

Napoleon Dynamite

The geekiest, worst-dressed guy sets out to win over girls and get his friend elected to be class president. When we first started watching this movie, we were beyond drunk at Chuck’s house at 2am. We watched about half of it, but it only felt like 20-30 minutes. We...

Saved!

Saved! Starring: Jena Malone, Mandy Moore, Macaulay Culkin, Patrick Fugit, Heather Matarazzo, Eva Amurri Martino, Martin Donovan, Mary-Louise Parker Directed by: Brian Dannelly Written by: Brian Dannelly, Michael Urban Rating: PG-13 Length: 1 hour 32 minutes Genre: Comedy Release Date: 2004 At a Christian high school, one girl has to be saved from having teenage sex...

Shaun of the Dead

A guy who has slept through life with his dead end job gets a wake up call when one day he has to save London from zombies! This movie was awesome. It was very funny. One thing I always comment on the zombie movies is how people get attacked...

Super Size Me

A healthy man eats nothing but McDonalds for 30 days and almost dies. This was an awesome movie/documentary/whatever. I’m glad that we weren’t eating while we were watching, like we usually do when we watch movies. I am also glad that we decided to buy a bunch of healthy...

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

This movie was hilarious! Kat and I laughed our butts off. It was a cute, funny and girlie movie. It picks up were the last movie left off. Bridget (Rene Zellweger) is completely smitten with Mark Darcy (Colin Firth), the stuffy lawyer she landed in the last movie. She...

Gothika

Halle Berry is a criminal psychologist who wakes up in the mental institution where she works, with no memory of a murder that she has been accused of committing. There is also a spirit haunting her and Penelope Cruz is in there somewhere. I knew the reviews for this...

I Heart Huckabees

Jason Schwartzman and Jude Law work at Huckabees. They both hire existential detectives, Dustin Hoffman and Lily Tomlin, to help them understand their lives. It also stars Naomi Watts and Mark Wahlberg. Once again, I lied in the movie description. Jason Schwartzman doesn’t work at Huckabees, but he does...

Van Helsing

Hugh Jackman runs around Prague, er Transylvania, hunting Dracula, Frankenstein and the Wolf Man. I thought it was horrible! Dracula’s wives were beyond annoying. One of them said, “Too bad, so sad” which made me say, “Did she really just say ‘too bad, so sad’?” There were too many...

Swimming Pool

A London writer goes to her editor’s house in the south of France to relax, but then his daughter shows up to wreck havoc. ...

American Splendor

Biopic about Harvey Pekar, the author of the American Splendor comic book series. I heard this movie was really good even though it didn’t reach out and grab me as overall interesting looking when it was released. It was pretty good and entertaining but not completely awe-inspiringly wonderful. I...