I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead
After living in seclusion for years, Clive Owen comes back to the rest of the world to find out how his brother died. This movie was boring and dumb. The entire movie was a set up for some big finale that never happened. When it was over, I was...
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
It’s an old-style 40’s sci fi movie. The only thing that is real in the movie are the actors: Angelina Jolie, Gwenyth Paltrow, and Jude Law. Everything else is computer generated. Everything about the movie is like the movies in the 40’s. It is a screwball comedy/adventure movie. Gwenyth...
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Bill Murray is a Jacque Cousteau-type character that meets his grown son for the first time and they go out on an adventure to kill a shark for revenge because it ate his friend. Directed by Wes Anderson (Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums). I love Rushmore and The Royal Tenenbaums...
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
Two guys get stoned and go on an adventure in search of a White Castle burger. Directed by the guy who did Dude, Where’s My Car? so you know it’s high class. I kept hearing that this movie was funny from various people, so I thought I’d watch it....
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Tim Burton does his version of the Roald Dahl children’s book with Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka. I loved this movie. I have never read the book, but I did see the original movie. I loved that too, but I thought this was better. Maybe it was because Gene...
Story of the Weeping Camel
In the Gobi Desert, one of the nomad’s camels gives birth to a rare white camel, which she rejects as soon as it is born. I needed to see this movie because I love funny looking animals like camels and check out the face on the poster! You can’t...
Anchorman
Set in the 70’s where men ruled the newsdesk, Christina Applegate comes in to shake things up as the brand new anchorwoman, which does not sit well with Will Ferrell or his mustache. Typical Will Ferrell movie. Very goofy and you just have to be in the mood to...
Thirteen
Holly Hunter is mother to a young girl who starts using drugs, having sex, and doing all sorts of other bad things cuz of her new cool, bad friend. The friend was also the co-screenwriter of this movie, at the ripe old age of 14. I expected this movie...
Spartan
Val Kilmer and William H. Macy are detectives assigned to rescue the president’s kidnapped daughter. In the process, they find out about another crime happening within the White House. The trailer must have been misleading to cause me to think William H. Macy was in the movie very much. I...
March of the Penguins
Documentary following emporer penguins in Antarctica as they get together to mate and raise their offspring. A couple of FRANCH guys filmed the penguins while they came up out of the water at the end of their summer to make the march to the breeding ground, find a mate,...