Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and friends are back at Hogwart’s for a third year, but a prisoner from Azkaban has escaped with rumors that he is after Harry. I thought this movie was awesome. The direction was great. He made everything look really pretty and dark and magical. I can’t even...
The Terminal
Viktor Navorski is detained at a New York airport because a “coup” caused a rebellion in his country while he was en route to the U.S. Since the U.S. is not recognizing his country he has fallen into a “crack” in the system, where he can’t step foot onto American...
Shrek 2
Shrek has to meet Fiona’s parents in a Hollywood-type town while Puss ‘n Boots is sent in as an assassin. I thought this movie was very funny. There were a lot of gags that are in the Naked Gun/Scary Movie parody-type movie vein that were worth a chuckle. I...
Troy
Troy Starring: Brad Pitt, Eric Bana, Orlando Bloom, Brian Cox, Diane Kruger, Rose Byrne Directed by: Wolfgang Petersen Written by: Homer (poem), David Benioff (screenplay) Rating: R Genre: Adventure Release Date: 2004 Orlando Bloom wins and steals Helen (I’d go with him too), which leads the Spartan king to use it as an excuse to...
Alfie
Jude Law sleeps with all of the women in New York. Dear lord, even Jude Law can’t save this insipid movie. It was horrible and boring. It was also all over the place. I wasn’t even annoyed by him talking to the screen throughout the movie, but I could...
Good Bye Lenin!
A son's mother has been in a coma for years in East Germany. She missed the Berlin Wall coming down along with all the other changes. Now that she's awake, she can't be excited so he tries to hide the fact that everything's different. I saw this movie with...
Kill Bill Vol. 2
Uma Thurman is back to finish off her list of killing people. Wow! I can’t wait to see the two movies back to back as one big giant ass movie. This second movie had a lot more dialogue in it and not as much fighting. The fighting it did...
Mean Girls
Lindsey Lohan showing off her big boobs as a teen that was previously home schooled in Africa then sent to a public school. She is drawn into a scheme of deceit where she becomes as evil as the rich snobby girls she is trying to topple. "The Plastics." It...
Ella Enchanted
OMG what a pile of cotton candy, cheesy, fluff. Yes I went to see this, I even laughed a couple of times – but the feeling I had when I left this was that I needed to go do a couple shots of tequila to regain my womanhood. Basic...
Connie and Carla
Connie and Carla grew up together singing cabaret songs. They end up witnessing the murder of their boss and flee to LA to avoid death. They end up posing as cross dressing men singing cabaret songs at a bar. (You know cabaret and gay men go hand in hand.)...