Author: piraflambe

Mean Girls

Lindsey Lohan showing off her big boobs as a teen that was previously home schooled in Africa then sent to a public school. She is drawn into a scheme of deceit where she becomes as evil as the rich snobby girls she is trying to topple. "The Plastics." It...

Ella Enchanted

OMG what a pile of cotton candy, cheesy, fluff. Yes I went to see this, I even laughed a couple of times – but the feeling I had when I left this was that I needed to go do a couple shots of tequila to regain my womanhood. Basic...

Connie and Carla

Connie and Carla grew up together singing cabaret songs. They end up witnessing the murder of their boss and flee to LA to avoid death. They end up posing as cross dressing men singing cabaret songs at a bar. (You know cabaret and gay men go hand in hand.)...

Walking Tall

Walking Tall Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Ashley Scott, Johnny Knoxville, Neal McDonough Directed by: Kevin Bray Written by: Mort Briskin (earlier screenplay), David Klass, Channing Gibson, David Levien, Brian Koppelman Rating: PG-13 Length: 1 hour 26 minutes Genre: Action Release Date: 2004 Chris Vaughn (The Rock) is a military man come back to his home town. The...

Ladykillers

I found this movie very odd. I don’t know how else to describe it. Guess I should have looked more closely at the fact that this is a Coen Brothers movie....

Looney Tunes – Back in Action

Plot Outline: The Looney Tunes search for a mans missing father and the mythical Blue Monkey. Ok Brenden Frasier is still hot. The movie… hmmmm. The kid behind me thought it was the funniest thing ever. But it was pretty much typical Looney Tunes stuff. The underlying story is...

Once Upon a Time in Mexico

Once Upon a Time in MexicoDirector: Robert Rodriguez The third movie in the El Mariachi trilogy, but it’s really just a sequel to Desperado since that was just a remake of El Mariachi. Confused yet? Plot line was entertaining, characters were interesting, and the good guy wins (of course.)...