True Blood: You Killed My Fairy Godmother

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Last year, I found some hilarious Pro/Con recaps of True Blood. Now, when I watch the show, I view them in the same way. I thought I’d try it out myself. So, let’s get on with what was good and what was bad about the latest episode.

PRO: Eric calling Sookie, Snooki. Hilarious!

CON: Sookie giving the ground rule that Eric won’t touch her. Missed opportunity!

CON: Tara whining about vampires attacking her as if no one else in town has ever been attacked. Sure she  had some issues in the past with Franklin but that’s because she never realized how awesome he was. I wish he would have made her a vampire and they would have been a deranged vampire couple like Spike and Drucilla.

PRO: Lafayette calling Tara on her “me me me” shit.

CON: Crackheads in Hot Mess (thanks Amy for the new name) for their Ghost Momma and Ghost Daddy origin story that includes being born by being puked up from a panther’s stomach. Also lame is using the logic of “nature is nature” to solve an argument.

PRO: Girl used as vampire bait for vamps-kill.com really enjoying it until she sees the camera.

PRO: I am enjoying the bad ass Bill has become by being king. I actually like him better when he isn’t with Sookie. He actually fixed up his house after they were apart!

PRO: Jessica and Bill father/daughter scene was very sweet.

PRO: For once Sookie wants to keep her own house clean by not wanting Eric to step on the rug with his messy feet.

PRO: Pam is still wearing the fabulous red dress.

PRO: Eric giggling at his feet being tickled.

CON: Eric’s smile is still creepy to me. Don’t do that Eric.

PRO: Eric saying, “Oh sorry. That was rude.” Innocent Eric is awesome.

PRO: Sookie saying, “Witches? I have to deal with witches now?”

PRO: The camera set up of Pam walking back into the room as dignified as possible after Eric has shoved her out of it. Classic.

CON: Hoyt holding the creepy baby doll.

PRO: At least they both tried to get rid of the baby doll twice, but the creepy thing keeps coming back!

CON: Jessica compels Hoyt to forget they are fighting. Oh Jessica, don’t go down that road. You guys are the best couple on the show!

PRO: Eric made one pimped out cubby hole when he bought Sookie’s house. Also, he once again looks hilarious and adorable wearing Jason’s clothes. They are almost as awesome as the tracksuits.

CON: Eric asks, “Would you like to be mine?” and Sookie says no. What is wrong with you?!?

PRO: Lafayette and Jesus together is awesome. They are competing with Jessica and Hoyt as the best couple on the show.

PRO: Jason still has his cell phone since Hot Mess inbreds probably don’t know how phones work so wouldn’t think someone would have one in their pocket when they kidnapped him.

CON: Andy doing the V and yelling at Sam.

PRO: Sam punching Andy in the face.

PRO: Alcide!

CON: He’s wearing a shirt. Take it off immediately!

CON: Freakin’ Debbie Pelt is there! I didn’t even recognize her with blonde hair and about 10-15 pounds on her. She looks better but her being around means Alcide did not take off his shirt when Sookie showed up.

PRO: Debbie’s Vienna sausage party tray as Sookie ran out the door.

CON: Anything having to do with Tommy. Shut up, Tommy, everyone hates you!

CON: Panther magic and Jason being reborn. I love panthers, but the Hot Mess people, especially stupid Crystal, are ruining them for me.

CON: Jason not figuring out Crystal wouldn’t really give him medicine, but gave him Viagra instead.

PRO: While Tara was blabbing to Sookie and flirting with Sam, I thought that Tara is actually looking really good. New Orleans was good for her.

CON: What is up with the waiter obviously listening to Bill leave a voice mail message?

PRO: Bill reminding Eric that he’s his king on the voice mail message. Oh Bill, so hilarious.

PRO: I actually like Portia and Bill together, mostly so that he can be occupied and stay away from Sookie.

PRO: Jessica gives the creepy doll to Arlene and Terry and they take it!! Evil baby seems to like it.

CON: Tommy shows up to talk to Sam about stupid Tommy stuff. Sam tells him he’s an idiot with his schemes and shoos him away. Tommy tells Sam once again that he hates him. If only he would hate him enough to leave town.

PRO: Pam has spikes on her shoulders! Ginger runs away screaming since that’s all Ginger does. Pam tells Tara, Lafayette and Jesus that she will give them 24 hours to deliver the witch or she will eat, fuck and kill all three of them.

CON: Scene takes way too long to show that the main witch lady did finally conjure up the spirit that erased Eric’s memory, but she doesn’t seem to know she did it.

CON: Poor Jason being raped by all the Hot Mess women. 🙁 I freaking hate Crystal! I guess it is nice that one of the crazy ladies brought Jason a bouquet of flowers. I’m sure he’ll appreciate that.

PRO: Sookie reading a Charlaine Harris book.

CON: Claudine being quite whiny about trying to save Sookie and take her back to freaky fairy land. She was much nicer in the books and much prettier.

PRO: Eric killing Sookie’s fairy godmother and his response, “Sorry.”

I guess Claudine won’t have the same storyline as the books, but then she seemed to be fairly minor in the books anyway. Anything she did could be done by someone else, especially if they have Claud show up later on.

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