Smallville Drinking Game

Posted On May 1, 2006

Here is the drinking game that Sharon, Jer and I came up with:

1. Drink every time Clark runs fast or catches a bullet.
2. Drink every time someone is at the Smallville Medical Center.
3. Drink every time Clark shows up at The Daily Planet.
4. Drink every time someone sneaks by Lex’s awesome security at his castle.
5. Drink every time Clark saves Lex/Lana/Chloe/his mom from getting attacked/killed.
6. Drink every time someone tries to kill Lex (Clark isn’t always there to save him since it happens so much).
7. Drink every time Clark looks constipated because he is listening with his super hearing, using his x-ray vision or using his heat vision.
8. Drink every time Lois calls Clark “Smallville”.
9. Drink every time someone shows up in Metropolis like it is down the road, even though it is a couple hours away from Smallville or vice versa.
10. Drink every time Chloe hacks into something in a few seconds.
11. Drink the rest of everything you have if Clark shows up wearing something other than red or blue.