Month: November 2003

Final Destination 2

More kidlets cheat death, which makes death very angry. We don’t like to see death get angry. This was another movie on my family’s Worst Movies to Watch on Thanksgiving. For those that don’t know, my family has a Thanksgiving tradition of trying to find the perfect bad movie....

The Hunted

Tommy Lee Jones must chase Benicio Del Toro as a renegade assassin that was filmed in Portland so it might be worth seeing it for our exciting bridges. This was another movie on my family's Worst Movies to Watch on Thanksgiving. For those that don't know, my family has...

2 Fast 2 Furious

2 Fast 2 Furious Starring: Paul Walker, Tyrese Gibson, Eva Mendes, Cole Hauser, Ludacris Directed by: John Singleton Written by: Michael Brandt, Derek Haas, Gary Scott Thompson Rating: PG-13 Length: 1 hour 47 min Genre: Car racing Release Date: June 6, 2003 The bland, boring cop from The Fast and the Furious moves to Miami where...

Daddy Day Care

Eddie Murphy is one of three guys who gets laid off after the economy goes downhill. They decide to star a day-care center out of their house which drives their main competitor, Angelica Huston, crazy. When I arrived in Arizona for Thanksgiving weekend, my niece wanted to do a...

Paycheck

Ben AFLAC has had his memory erased and is trying to figure out what has happened the past two years. It’s based on a Philip K. Dick story and directed by John Woo. I thought the movie started out pretty interesting, but then ended not so great. I remember...

Looney Tunes – Back in Action

Plot Outline: The Looney Tunes search for a mans missing father and the mythical Blue Monkey. Ok Brenden Frasier is still hot. The movie… hmmmm. The kid behind me thought it was the funniest thing ever. But it was pretty much typical Looney Tunes stuff. The underlying story is...

Matchstick Men

Matchstick Men Starring: Nicolas Cage, Alison Lohman, Sam Rockwell Directed by: Ridley Scott Written by: Eric Garcia (book), Nicholas Griffin (screenplay) Rating: PG-13 Genre: Comedy Release Date: 2003 Tic-prone Nicolas Cage and Sam Rockwell are con men planning their next big score when Cage’s daughter shows up out of nowhere. It is a lighthearted movie....

Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life

Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life This movie is supposed to be better than the first, but does it include a scene where she runs around in a circle slowly while her boobs bounce? This was the first movie of our Thanksgiving tradition of trying to find the...