Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

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Anakin and Amidala fall in love, Ewan McGregor grows a beard and Yoda kicks butt. There’s also supposed to be hardly any Jar Jar Binks. Already an improvement over The Phantom Menace.

You might not want to read this if you haven’t seen it since there is spoiler info throughout.

The very beginning was a bit awkward. Obi-Wan and Anakin saying little jokes that fell really flat. This improved as the movie went on, but at the beginning it did not seem like they were two people that just spent the last 10 years together training everyday. It seemed like they just met a few minutes before.

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I guess we are all really dumb and they have to beat us over the head with the romance stick. Did Anakin have to make the statement about thinking about Amidala every day for 10 years before he saw her again? Being that he ended up telling her this later, I think it would have been a tad more natural to see her again and then end up telling her later than just blurting it out every chance he got.

The first chase scene in the beginning through the city was entertaining and the searching through the bar for the killer was good too. The little jedi mind trick was amusing.

Why was Jar Jar even in this movie? I really didn’t need to hear that voice again and someone else could have stood in for Amidala during the Senate meetings besides him. He served no purpose in this movie. As annoying as he was in the first one, he had the purpose to be there for entertainment for kids. He didn’t do anything like that in this movie. I still never got how he was entertaining for kids. I watched Stars Wars growing up and R2-D2 and Yoda were enough entertainment for me.

Things were a tad slow and weird when it kept switching from Obi-Wan at the diner asking questions about who was trying to assassinate Amidala and then over to Anakin and Amidala in a field and then back to Obi-Wan finding out about the clone army and then the two lovebirds hanging out in front of a fireplace. Not great scene transition there and things just dragged on.

I thought the movie finally picked up when we meet Jango Fett and little Boba Fett. I heard I missed a great fight because I had to use the bathroom. Bad me, I know.

So, I came back into the theater when Anakin and Amidala are on Tatooine looking for his mother. At this point, I’m wondering about him not having any siblings and Amidala doesn’t seem to have any and who exactly are the aunt and uncle that raise Luke in Star Wars. Then we meet them. Good timing there.

Then we are back with C-3PO and R2-D2 and things are starting to feel like the old Star Wars again. Anakin goes a tad bit evil when he slaughters all the Tusken Raiders that had kidnapped his mother. Definately picking up in the action finally.

Obi-Wan manages to get himself caught when he spies Dooku (lovely name) heading up the separtist group that plans to kill Amidala. He does get word to Anakin and says to send it back to Windu and Yoda. When they hear word, they tell Anakin and Amidala to stay where they are since they are safe, and they will take care of Obi-Wan. Anakin and Amidala are crazy kids and go after Obi-Wan anyway.

Even though they do end up being captured when they reach Obi-Wan, they still would have arrived there a lot faster than the rest of the Jedis that took their sweet time having a vote before they even left the city. Good rescue team!

Anyway, we have more fun R2-D2 and C-3PO time while C-3PO gets taken apart again (I guess it is really for the first time since Empire Strikes Back hasn’t happened yet in the time line) and R2-D2 takes off on his little jets to save Amidala from molten lava-type stuff. Anakin gets his arm caught in some machine and for a bit has his hand and arm become part of a machine before he gets it out. That was some lovely foreshadowing. Then everyone gets caught, they declare their love for one another and then get taken out to be slaughtered. weee!

Now, the quips between Obi-Wan and Anakin are believable. It seems like they have known each other for more than a few minutes so big improvement over the beginning of the movie. The big baddie monsters come out. Big battle ensues while the three of them win over the monster. The droids come out and then the Jedis come to save the day. They fight in the arena, then they move out into the desert area for more fighting with clones against droids. Also, back in the arena, Windu kills Fett. We get to see little Boba Fett hold up his dad’s helmet and you just wonder, “Why didn’t his head fall out?”

Then we have Anakin and Obi-Wan chasing Dooku to stop him from leaving the planet. He wounds Obi-Wan and cuts off Anakin’s hand before Yoda arrives to kick some serious ass. That was hilarious to watch Yoda jump around all over the place and when he was done he went back to walking slowly with a cane (like the little old man I remember beating on R2-D2 in the swamps when he taught Luke).

So Yoda saves those two hooligans from dying but can’t stop the dork guy from escaping. Then Yoda goes back to looking disappointed and thinking hard and says something about the clone war just starting. Okie dokie! And then it looks like Anakin and Amidala get married (even though I thought Jedis couldn’t marry but what do I know). He does have a crazy new electric hand. Ah, the evil machine is taking over. aaggg!

So overall, what did I think? I thought it was better than The Phantom Menace but wasn’t the best movie out there. I loved the first three movies. I saw them in the theaters when they came out (even though the only one I remember is Return of the Jedi. My mom took me to see all of them). I saw them again in the theaters when they were re-released in original form and then saw them again when they were re-released with all the digital stuff added. I have both original and digital- stuff-added forms on video so I like the Star Wars movies.

I thought the first half of the movie dragged. I enjoyed the second half and can’t wait to see Anakin turn all evil in the third.

Rating: C+

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16 thoughts on “Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

  • May 22, 2002 at 10:20 pm
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    I was disappointed. I think the movie was too long and drawn on, but pretty much concur with Coni on what was wrong. I’m a hopeless romantic, but I feel like I was being beat with the romance stick.

    The action scenes were the best I’ve seen, and it fulfilled two things I’ve been wanting to see in star wars for most of my conscious life… Yoda use a lightsaber, and ANY Jedi Dual wield.

    The second half of the movie was great, but I didn’t like the first part. I think the movie would have been a great 90-105 minute flick, not a 135. Just too long to not be constant action

  • May 22, 2002 at 10:23 pm
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    Curious.

    For those of you that have seen it. What did you think of the old star wars flicks, and the new one?

    For example.

    old/new
    Loved/Loved

  • May 23, 2002 at 10:25 pm
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    I’m a huge fan of the old ones, ranking them by order of my appreciation of them

    ESB
    RotJ
    ANH
    PM
    AoC

    I’m happy that they’re being careful to tie everything in well, such as Shmi being the mother of “uncle” Owen, it helps explain how he was picked to be Luke’s foster father and things like that.

    I *think* if it’s done well, EPIII has the potential to unseat ESB as the best SW flick out there.

  • June 12, 2002 at 10:26 pm
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    I’m not a huge sci-fi fan at all, in fact the Star Wars movies are pretty much the only sci-fi that I like. But it’s also easily my favorite movie franchise of all time.

    And BTW, Chester, I think you’ll like Episode III the best of all, as we all know it doesn’t have a happy ending. 🙂

  • June 12, 2002 at 10:26 pm
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    I never read any books. I have only seen the movies and I did own tons of the action figures when I was younger. 😀

    My Order:

    Empire Strikes Backs – love the little parts with C-3PO being taken apart and Chewbacca has to carry him around on his back, Yoda is a major part of the movie and it doesn’t have the happy ending but really leaves you wanting more

    Return of the Jedi – Jabba the Hutt is just a cool bad guy, Boba Fett jets around here and I liked the Ewoks (I was in third grade when this came out and me and my brother used to play with our Ewok Village 😉 ), we also find out about Luke and Leia being siblings so neato plot twist

    A New Hope – Similiar vein of Phantom Menace in that it just sets up the storyline and then there is the space fight at the end which is the best part, oh and we get introduced to Han Solo (w00t!)

    Attack of the Clones – I said it up there. I enjoyed the second half of it and gives me better hope for the third one. Phantom Menace didn’t give me much hope for the rest of the movies but this one does.

    Phantom Menace – setting up the entire storyline but the whole movie was like a big political storyline that wasn’t very interesting and then there was a big fight at the end with tons of Jar Jar Binks characters. uggg. Good parts: Darth Maul and his crazy light saber

  • June 12, 2002 at 10:27 pm
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    Did not get to see it today as the show I wanted was sold out. Instead I saw Insomnia. I am looking forward to the Yoda scene because who doesn’t love Yoda?

    I did not like PM – it was so stupid and ridiculous – I was pissed that I spent money on it!

    I loved the first 3 – they all kinda blur together for me so I don’t know what happened in which movie – I loved the Ewoks very much! Jabba the Hutt gave me nightmares. I like the storm troopers too, I always took those to play with when I went to my friend’s house – he had all the sets and figures!

    I have a question – I thought that these movies were based on books already written before the movies – is this true? but then I heard that RA Salvatore wrote the AoC book? I am confused. and I’m an owl

  • June 12, 2002 at 10:28 pm
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    Quote:
    I’m an owl

    Hoot

    Was that there just to scare Thar?

    Also, I don’t know your book question. I thought books were written after the movies about what would happen after Return of the Jedi but I have no idea if there are books about what happens before A New Hope. I’ve just seen them in the stores but didn’t look closely at them.

  • June 12, 2002 at 10:29 pm
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    As far as Episode II goes, Salvatore penned the novelization of the movie, but George Lucas and Jonathon Hales wrote the screenplay. So, the book is based on the movie, not vice-versa. I believe the other movies and books were treated in the same fashion, though not by Salvatore. He has written books in the Star Wars universe though, exclusively set after Episode 6, I believe. Isn’t he the guy that killed off Chewbacca?

  • June 12, 2002 at 10:29 pm
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    That was just a test to see if everyone was paying attention.

    I’m very confused on the book issue so I think I will not read them right now – just in case they treat the covers with insta-geek spray – I don’t want to get any geekier.

  • June 12, 2002 at 10:30 pm
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    Anyways, saw the AoC last night – very good – loved it when Yoda was with the little kids! and when he kicked ass. It was worth the $8.25 and even though we did walk right in a get good seats, I would have been fine with a little line time as well. I feel that I need to rent the old movies and watch them again so I can figure out what is going on.

  • June 12, 2002 at 10:31 pm
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    Velveeta said:

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    We get to see little Boba Fett hold up his dad’s helmet and you just wonder, “Why didn’t his head fall out?”

    A little post facto commentary since I just got done reading the book. Salvatore claims that the head fell out of the helmet just after it was severed from Jango and long before Boba picked it up in lament. I don’t believe they showed that though in the movie. 😉

  • June 12, 2002 at 10:32 pm
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    So he was crying over an emtpy helmet? I guess picking up the head would be gross. 😉

  • June 12, 2002 at 10:32 pm
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    I think that whole part was weird – he had no mom – just an empty dirty helmet – very strange way to grow up.

  • June 12, 2002 at 10:33 pm
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    That is why he becomes crazy Boba Fett who jets around. Vroom!

  • June 12, 2002 at 10:34 pm
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    I have more to report in our famed Jango Fett/severed head discussion. I bought it on DVD Tuesday when it came out and watched it last night. It appears to me that when Samuel L. relieves Jango of his head that you can see a shadow of the head flying out of the helmet when it rolls on the ground.

  • June 12, 2002 at 10:34 pm
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    I have to confess that I totally forgot I even saw this movie, I knew it was coming out on DVD and I was thinking – boy we never saw that in the theatre? As it turns out, that was a little brain fart, I did indeed see this movie, as the above posts prove. I think I would have remembered more if there were Ewoks in the movie.

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